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(Katze Sookie sitzt in einer Katzentransportkiste gefangen. Louis steht besorgt davor)<\/h5>\n
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Louis: Keine Angst, ich werde dieses Ding nun \u00f6ffnen und dann bist du wieder frei!<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo (kommt angelaufen): Nein warte! Sookie hat einen Termin beim Tierarzt. Die H\u00e4kelmama geht gleich mit ihr hin!<\/h5>\n
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Louis: Warum? Sie sieht nicht krank aus!<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Es ist nur die j\u00e4hrliche Kontrolle, damit sie nicht krank wird.<\/h5>\n
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Louis (skeptisch): Ich hoffe, du hast recht.<\/h5>\n
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(Er guckt durch die Box, als ob er etwas sucht)<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Wonach schaust du?<\/h5>\n
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Louis: Ich will wissen, ob Sookie noch alle Pfoten hat, du wei\u00dft schon wegen dem Kater den Pan\u2026<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Spoiler!<\/h5>\n
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(Louis seufzt, schweigt und schaut intensiv die T\u00fcr der Transportbox an)<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: In Ray Celars neuem Buch \u201cEinfach du und ich\u201d dreht es sich haupts\u00e4chlich gar nicht um den Kater, sondern um die beiden Studenten Pan und Thorin, die \u00fcber eine Dating App in Kontakt kommen.<\/h5>\n
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Louis: Ja, aber durch den Kater treffen\u2026<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Spoiler! Und sag mal, was machst du da an der T\u00fcr\u00f6ffnung?<\/h5>\n
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Louis (verlegen): Eh nichts, ich wollte nur kontrollieren, ob es richtig verschlossen ist. Thorin dachte \u00fcbrigens am Anfang, dass Pan gar nicht so hei\u00dft, sondern dass es seine Se\u2026<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Bleib\u2019 von der T\u00fcr weg und stoppe mit dem Spoilern!<\/h5>\n
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Louis: Krasse Kaninchenkacke, nie darf ich was zu Ende erz\u00e4hlen.<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo (gr\u00fcbelt): Wo war ich? Ach ja, also die beiden chatten eine zeitlang \u00fcber die Dating App und merken, dass sie einiges gemeinsam haben und sich gut verstehen. Trotzdem ist da im Hintergrund immer ein wenig die Angst, ob die Person mit der man da in Kontakt ist, kein Fake ist. Pans Geschwister und sein bester Freund sind dabei auch keine Hilfe, denn alle haben ihm abgeraten eine Dating App zu benutzen.<\/h5>\n
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Louis (fummelt dabei immer noch an der T\u00fcr rum): Pans bester Freund Hannes ist echt gemein gegen Thorin und als Hannes die Zimmert\u00fcr \u00f6ffnet\u2026<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Und du? \u00d6ffnest du da nicht gerade die Transportbox?<\/h5>\n
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Louis: Ich? Quatsch, niemals.<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: Das Buch ist jedenfalls eine wundersch\u00f6ne Story \u00fcber die erste Liebe mit Witz, Humor und einem Hauch von Kink.<\/h5>\n
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Louis (triumphiert): Ich habs!<\/h5>\n
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Cosmo: OH NEIN!<\/h5>\n
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(Katze Sookie springt aus der Transportbox)<\/h5>\n
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H\u00e4kelmama (kommt ins Zimmer): So Sookie auf zum Tierarzt! Och nee!<\/h5>\n
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(Auf dem Boden steht die leere Box. Sookie, Louis und Cosmo sind verschwunden)<\/h5>\n
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https:\/\/www.amazon.de\/Einfach-ich-German…\/dp\/B084DB5WXP\/<\/a><\/h5>\n

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